Grouch

I stayed home from work yesterday as I was too disgusting be be around other humans in my sickliness. I managed to do one thing all day, the laundry. But ever time I stepped into the hall to go to the laundry room I was greeted by the doormat of our brand new neighbors, yet to be seen, that moved in directly across from us. The mat is all dirty and and reads in all caps "GO AWAY" As you can't enter our hallway unless you're a tenant, no one from the street gets this message. The only persons that can view this mat are the four families (including us) that live in this building. Way to be friendly and make a first impression.

I was already feeling bleh and then I turned into oscar the grouch. Snarl.